Universal Complaints Department
Complaint Form
Galactic Region: Earth
Reference Number: BingoBongo123
Date: 4th June 2008
Complainant -
First Name: Blimp
Last Name: Rhino
Gender: Male
Title/s: Mr.
Status: Living
Subject of Complaint: Trinity and Susanna
Complaint: Why do these people exist? Not content with being useless shallow fashion sluts and wasting everyone's time instilling their shitty ideal that we should waste a load of time 'looking good' into everyone, they also want to piss me off by showing naked people on tv whilst i'm trying to eat my dinner! I was just shoving some tasty salmon into my mouth when onto the screen pops up three flaccid male organs in continous succession, completely and utterly uncensored, in all their glorious, hideous, disgusting vileness. One even had a Prince Albert. Jesus H Christ. Normally I'd switch it off but funnilly enough my mother wanted to continue to watch it!
At least no one turned up to their stupid 'let's make a naked statue of the ideal british man and woman out of three hundred naked people' bullshit though. Hah!
Far too much faith is placed in 'making things look good' these days. Just look at the government. Instead of doing their jobs they have spent the majority of their time on marketing their image and covering shit up (which is bad unless it's your filthy damned genetalia pre-watershed. No one wants to see that crap). Stop lying to people, you can't polish a turd. If you look like shit, well tough. Well anyway - if my mother can look at Trinity and Susanna, then I can look at porn!!! Celebrate the human body everyone!!!!!
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