Friday 6 June 2008

Complaint #4 - A Cyclist's Woes

Complaint:
Sodding twats using sodding BMX bicycles to get from A to B that are obviously too small for them.
They're great stunt bikes, no doubt. They're like stunt tools for people too useless to use skateboards, and fair enough - Skateboards require a very high degree of skill.
But using these bikes to get from A to B is stupid - you don't look cool, you look a twat: almost hitting your chin with your knees every time you do a revolution of the pedals; seriously peddling away and getting knowhere [sic - Mildred], etc. Fashion-following, useless, scenester wankers.
Cyclists should have to have a lisence, and the bikes should have to be road-legal, and BMX's wouldn't be.
If you want to be that close to the ground, get a low rider. If you want to look cool, join a suicide cult [Interesting definition of cool - Mildred].

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