Complaint Form
Galactic Region: Plural Z Z Alpha
Reference Number: A
Date: 11/6/2008
Complainant -
First Name: Shiv
Last Name: Timberwolf
Gender: Male on weekdays
Title/s: Right Honorless
Status: Cloud of pure itchy
Subject of Complaint: Smoke Alarm
Complaint:
I have a smoke alarm in my flat and it it currently letting out a loud single beep every two minutes. I know this is to say that the battery needs replacing, however I am unable to deal with this as a) it's too damned high, b) the "release" mechanism to open the stupid thing requires a degree in astrophysics, a doctorate in theoretical physics, and a working knowledge of L-Space to be able to use! So I'm stuck here with the chinese torture device from hell keeping me up all night until I finally snap and take at it with a hammer.
Stupid god damned smoke alarm.
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